

D-001a - Orange Makeup x 2
I wish you the
confidence of a man
who wears orange
face makeup all day
and thinks no one is
laughing at him
behind his back.
D-001b - Cotton Candy x 2
I wish you the
confidence of a man
who can walk into
a hair salon and say,
"Make my hair
look like unflavored
cotton candy."
And then stick with
that haircut forever.
D-001c - Body Shame x 2
I wish you the
confidence of a man
who weighs over
350 pounds and sees
no irony in the fact
that he body shames
people that weigh
a third of that.
D-001d - Diaper Dancing x 2
I wish you the
confidence of a man
who wears a diaper
in front of thousands
of people, while
dancing like he's
jerking off two guys,
and still doesn't
give a shit.