Get Well Pack - (Box of 10)
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Not Trump Postcards (Box of 4)
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Not Trump Postcards (Box of 4)
D-001a - Orange Makeup x 1
I wish you the
confidence of a man
who wears orange
face makeup all day
and thinks no one is
laughing at him
behind his back.
D-001b - Cotton Candy x 1
I wish you the
confidence of a man
who can walk into
a hair salon and say,
"Make my hair
look like unflavored
cotton candy."
And then stick with
that haircut forever.
D-001c - Body Shame x 1
I wish you the
confidence of a man
who weighs over
350 pounds and sees
no irony in the fact
that he body shames
people that weigh
a third of that.
D-001d - Diaper Dancing x 1
I wish you the
confidence of a man
who wears a diaper
in front of thousands
of people, while
dancing like he's
jerking off two guys,
and still doesn't
give a shit.
- CardDimension:
- 5" X 7" (No Envelope Needed)
- USP:
- Printed on recycled paper (of course)
- USP:
- Made in the USA
- USP:
- Written by Ian Kalman
- USP:
- Funnier than Hallmark
- USP:
- Funny Postcards
