Everyday Card - The Perfect Card (OG)

I bought you this card, because I wanted to wish you a…

Happy Birthday.
Happy Half Birthday.Happy Anniversary.
Happy 30th, 40th, 50th or 60th Birthday.
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Happy Anniversary.
Happy 10th, 25th, 40th or 50th Anniversary.
Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day.
Happy Groundhog Day.
Happy Canada Day.
Happy Groundhog Day.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I'm very sorry.
I'm very sorry that I'm not very sorry.
Happy Administrative Professional Day.
I'm sorry that I beat you at Pickle Ball.
Happy Arbor Day.
Happy Flag Day.
I'm sorry your mother still gives you Hallmark cards.
Happy Mother's Day.
Happy Father's Day.
Happy 50th Birthday, Crystal.

Happy Juneteenth?
Happy Halloween.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Merry Christmas.
Happy Hanukkah.
Happy Kwanzaa.
Happy Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday.
Happy Friday, Saturday or Sunday.
I hope you have the best damn week of your life.
Get Well Soon. I'm not asking you. I'm telling you.
I miss you so much more than I thought I would.
Thank you for not mentioning my weight gain.
I hope you don't get indicted again.
Congratulations on your engagement.
Congratulations on your wedding.
Congratulatoins on your second wedding.
Congrats on your divorce. They sucked anyway!
I know you're a vegetarian. You don't have to tell me that again.
I know you went to Harvard. You don't have to tell me that again.
I know you drive an electric vehicle. Stop telling me that.
Say, Say - like the McCartney/Jackson song from 1983.
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