Birthday Card - Live to 1,000 (OG)
$4.95
And hopefully never grow tired of shitting yourself.
Because I've heard after 80, you no longer get to decide when and where you go.
- CardDimension:
- 5" X 7" (envelope included)
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- Printed on Recycled paper (of course)
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- Made in the USA
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- Written by Ian Kalman
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- Illustrated by Sean Farrell
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- Funnier than Hallmark